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Be Careful What You Wish Fo’
My wife and I had narrowly escaped the house with the Twins intact. We’d fed and bathed them in a hurry so we could make it on time to Thanksgiving 2: This Time, It’s Leftovers at my wife’s mother’s...
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Did It
My son has created a catch phrase that very well could sweep the nation. You may not have heard it yet because it is currently being swept under the nation’s rug, but once this news hits the interweb,...
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
There’s no gentle way to say this–I can smell the difference between my son and daughter’s fecal matter. I could describe their distinct aromas for you in gag-reflex-inducing detail, but have chosen...
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Won’t Stop Believin’
“Dammit,” I thought aloud, grimacing at my phone. My wife turned her head. “What?” “I’m 30 on the East Coast. The Facebook ‘Happy Birthdays’ just started.” She smiled, putting a comforting hand on my...
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